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What did the orange say at the doctors???
I don't peel well.
Why did the crab come out of the ocean???
Because the sea weed.
What did one traffic light say to another???
Don't look I'm changing.
What kind of key goes gobble gobble gobble???
A Turkey.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a Dinosaur ???????????????????????????
Jurrasic-pork!!!!!!!!!!
What is a Dogs favourite city????????????????????
New-yorkie!!!!!!!!!
What birds always out of breath??????????????????
A puffin !!!!!!!!!!!
Were do cows go on saturday ????????????????????
To the mooveis!!!!!!!!
What is a snakes favourite lesson?????????????????
Hisssstory!!!!!!!!!!
A Gorilla and a Chimp were having a race.The deer who was the judge Said -"ready,set......gorilla"!!!!!!!!
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One day a fairy asked a pixie "are you going to the Mushroom man's party""yes" said the pixie "why" "because he is real fun-guy"!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the heghog cross the road??????????????
To show his friends he had guts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was skipping through the woods with my dad and we stopped at a mushroom and I said"thats not a death cap is it"(a death cap is a poisenas mushroom that I thought if you breath in the air around there you die ) and he said " death-antly not.
What is a hunter who is being squashed by an elephants favourite drink???????????????
Squash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a crocodile with no teeth??????????
any thing you want it can't bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do elephants have trunks????????????????
Because they would look silly in bikinis!!!!!!!!
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